Random Attack

I did mention bout my joblessness in the last post din't I ? So let me tell you being jobless is highly dangerous. brain when left loose creates havoc like mine just did today .. browse through the pictures and you will understand what I'm TALKING ABOUT 

with no work and  granted off for " RELAXATION " as my boss but what he actually meant is .. " keep - your-freaking-ideas-and-yourself-out-of-my-office-for-sometime".

so today i was frustrated no no I'm still frustrated so i decided to use my camera to capture few stuff and make  big deal out of it by posting in my blog.. I was say blogging is way.. its also a way to torture others in the name of creativity.. isn't that great ?

my bedroom windows overlook this small hut

told you I'm frustrated.. so i have no clue why i took this picture 

my room keys in bright yellow colour.. its quite an eye-catcher

the open waste basket for the people in the nearby apartment.. i have no clue where the garbage of  my apartment is dumped into

bright yellow curtains... looks nice .. i guess my house owner has a thing for yellow 

this is my favorite .. need i say why ?


thanks for bearing with the torture ( is at all you read my posts)

I'm sure i will come up with sum-thing worth reading

Tkcre
Readers ....

Its not easy to act like a "GIRL"

okay people stop thinking im crazy to write such a thing( i m talking about  the title of this post ) .. u might be thinking how difficult is it  for a girl to act like a girl right ?WRONG. It is  very difficult to act like a typical girl and i know it very well. According to most of the male species all the girls are of only of one type which is the" complicated types" but that is just our middle name; there is more to known about the fairer sex

     
      The concept of acting like a girl never really got into me  even if I'm a girl!!!! may be that is because i was never the typical girl . I was a certified fatso of my school and i never had any complains about it.My weight  was increasing at a constantly increasing rate and i did nothing about it, so without much of a surprise to me i was spared from all the tags in my school(u know the usual tags of "hot","sexy", "beautiful","serene")during my growing years except the"cute" tag once in a blue moon and that too because of my hanging cheeks(well my cheeks were not  literally hanging) my cheeks were just equally proportional to the fat accumulated on other parts of my body and it was not cute for me nevertheless i accepted the"cute" tag with my trademark smile(after all my eating syndrome was paying me in some way.  Moving further like everyone noes fat people are not really expected to be fashionistas and self experiencing the remote possibility of getting proper clothes(read as fashionable or rather short clothes) for me i decided to squeeze myself into  my baggy jeans,loose T-shirts,chappals n jhola and eventually i fell in love with me that way.Much later i realized or rather got to know that my personal style was a fashion faux( not according to me but according to many " girls" around me not that it bothers me )
It was in my  ninth grade that i saw a significant change in many of my fairer sex classmates all of sudden most of them wanted to look like barbie dolls replica .I Noe lot of changes happen when u reach puberty and it will affect  your body parts and in case of most of the girls around me it was their BRAIN that was affected the most; most of them have lost their logical thinking ability (n that calls for serious shit !!).In the run to look sexy n hot or whatever and attract maximum attention from the boys they did a lot of hard work .I was as expected thrown out of the league for the tags that was not even remotely close to my personality(Ex- "hot" tag) girls did whatever they can do  to get maximum number of boyfriends / followers / stalkers(either one of these or rather all of them were warmly welcomed at that age).Girls with bodies that can put X-Ray machines to shame wanted 2loose weight(logically u need 2 have some weight to loose some weight right ? I tried had 2 see some fat in their body but all i saw was peeking bones itching to rip their skin n come out still they went for dieting. Told u they have lost their logical part after reaching puberty)

Years passed by(among these crazy lots..but i must admit there were people with serious brains around me so that kinda saved me from loosing my brain) and  i was happy being myself so i stayed out of all the tags(even though i wanted to compete for those tags but thinking about the "hard- work" that goes into being hot,i all of a sudden get contented with what I'm)Eventually i passed out of my school and as i had nothing better to do i  joined  college.Like every other person i too had lot of expectations from my college life and within no time all my expectations were burnt to ashes.. the prior n most important expectation was to get "normal people " around me(i somehow didn't want to be with anorexic, hot or sexy girls n guys with me. I don't mean they are not normal they are normal they are just not my types that's all) .. if not in the college at least in my class but the exact opposite of my expectation happened in real .I was thrown to deal with  the completely not so  " normal people" in my class except one.. and im grateful to get that special someone who helped me sail through my shitty crazy crappy college life(no im not talking about my boyfriend ; its my g/f im toking about and im straight.There were a couple of others nice ppl in my class but they were really happy with their groups n so were v) so we both were thrown out of the league( n yet again i was very happy to be singled out or rather we were happy ) it is not our fault that we dint expand our group in those 3years we did try 2mingle with others but it was not just happening Y? ill give u situations to explain what we went through-Imagine a situation when a trained monkey is left loose to interact with wild monkeys( difficult right? )or imagine a situation when  u try to squeeze yourself in to a 32 size bra when u noe u need a 34or36 or38 or 40.In such a situation no matter how hard u try u just cannot make peace with the things around u, so for me n my friend college life was pretty much like the situations i mentioned And as people say everything happens for a good So some good did happen; i finally figured out the main points to  "act like a girl" my seclusion did help me to get to know a typical girl better so here are the highlights; take it if u want to I have tested it n failed.The main points are as follows:- 

# always make sure that you have enough girls in our group.The best is to have only girls in our group.The more the girls the better the dose of gossip and fashion tips 

# make sure u never talk slowly or in low voice( That's a sin Never ever do that if u r trying 2 act like a " girl ")U have to make sure that u say a secret in such a high  pitch that the people sitting at all the four corners  should hear it all clearly( and GOD can only save the ear-drums of the  ones sitting close to you)Mind u the ability to shout comes with practice and repeatedly watching big boss season4 videos will help you lot

# make sure that you carry bags in flashy colors like pink(the brightest shade)orange,yellow,red.In short u can go for any color that will fuse others eye balls n turn them blind(let them suffer for not being a girl or for not acting like one)

# have huge collection of flashy earrings,bracelets,nail colors(preferably green, yellow , golden n if possible put all these colors together)and show it to everyone once u wear them and never forget to appreciate the new things u g/fs buy even if its just a pen for 5Rs or a socks or if u can see other things that u generally not meant to never forget to appreciate that as well.

# put on clothes with stones,chain n net hanging from everywhere n make sure u tel everyone that its in fashion else they might think u belong to some tribal community

# always look down upon people who carry jhola, chappals jeans n t-shirts in sober colours(if u not sure how to look down upon people i'll tell u its easy just  look at them n look away twisting your face a lil bit as if u just smelled shit or a better way- say sumthing in ur friends ears in start laughing in extremely high pitch)

# make sure that u give HI-five to ur friends at a regular interval of 5minutes.Don't look for reasons just do it.If u don't have reasons 2 give HI- FIVES then just laugh at any random person around you , u can take any1 for ur amusement any1 who prefer talking in a low voice or people who don't just blabber but talk sense basically u can target ny1 whose logical part is still working

# selecting appropriate footwear is very important.Always go for greens(need i say the bright shades again n again ?)yellow,white.


# alwas stretch the words when u say them Ex- cute will b "cuuuuuuuuuuutttttttteeee"  n start ur sentence with "baby " like "baby how much do u love me"?( ask this to ur b/f or g/f depending on ur sexual orientation),"baby where did u buy ur new socks from owww howwww cuttteeee."got it?again perfection comes with practice

# last but not the least try to color your hair if possible blonde ( that's the only color that will perfectly go with such personality and responsibility of acting like a " girl ")

DISCLAIMER :-  Any resemblance to the incidents mentioned in this post is not so purely fictitious and not unintentional but It is more a product of coincidence.This is not the generalised view on girls however this applies to most of the girls( barbie doll replicas !)

P.S - Girls with serious brains( like me  n that is no exaggeration and a few more i noe ) do exist.

I Admire Animals... even though im scared of them

Black beauties aren't they ?  ... i adore them

ELEPHANTS  - my love for them is the only stable thing in my life since my childhood .I don't like the elephants that we get to see in Delhi they look malnutrition-ed 

This is a baby elephant.Her name is EVA  she is jst 14 year old

   

This is priyadarshini's bum . she wasnt in her gud moods so i choose 2click her backside.I din't have the  intention2b killed by a mad elephant :)

This is a cute dog i meet everyday on my way back home from the metro station ..  i have never seen this dog walking or barking.. jst this same position everyday

some days i do wonder if its still alive but  when i pass by this cute creature he lifts his head a little  bit n then back to  the old position .. that lift is almost like an assurance to me that he is still there.

This is my poser i love this little devil.. she is always calm like she cares a damn about whats happening around her  all she cares about is food and rest; happily munching the left overs from all almost all the houses in the locality and resting anywhere that  is life for her.. i love the way she rushes into every house as is she owns the house

This is my granny's favourite .I dont really like hen

i always hated them.When i was a kid i  have killed N number of chicks but that was when i was a kid now even if i don't like them i don't kill them.She reminds me of my granny( she doesn't look like my granny ) its coz she reminds me the love my granny have for all her pets which includes hen , cat , 2goats n a dog( poor dog is no more )

Fish darlings.. i took this pic from the pond near

  Sri Padmanabhaswamy temple, trivandrum 

there were many other things to be admired in that temple but i particularly loved these lil beauties .

 

The dilemma of friendship in the virtual world

There are so many social networking sites these days one can never have enough time 2  join all of it but im sure most of us have an account at least in one of these sites ;2-3 years back "orkut" was such a big craze n then "facebook" became the favourite then twitter came n after that i have stopped keeping track of these sites.. ( did i ever mention im technologically challenged?).I would be lying if i say im not addict to any social networking site ; I spend 5-6 hours on facebook almost everyday and all i do their is stare at my profile , admire my pics n re-read the comments i post or the ones posted on my wall. Its very annoying and i try my best not to log in2 my account but every time i switch on my comp  facebook is my first priority n now its blog-spot as well

The stupidest part of these social networking sites is the presence of more strangers than friends in our list , jst 2 increase the number of friends we keep accepting / sending maximum requests and our desperation to increase our friends list has no limits( n i do the same) ; when i go through my friends list on facebook i see sum strange faces smiling at me and i don't recognize them at first  then it takes my a few minutes to realize that they were my classmates or they were in my school , tuition etc.. its kinda surprising to see them on my friends list coz thy r or were never my friends i might not even have spoken to them for once yet but stil v r friends on facebook( weird). We at times end up adding even the ones v meet on the streets as well (well that's my exaggeration )but then whats the point of having 1000 or 500 or 400 friends( and thts coming from someone who has been struggling with 150 friends :D) in your list ? when in  reality u can hardly be friends with them ...its such a big question mark 4me.... 

The second most annoying element of social networking( specifically facebook because  i don't use orkut anymore n i don't tweet)is the CHAT.

I feel like banging my head on the wall when i open my chat  reason-so many known names and unknown faces pop up.....   n then for formality i ping someone i know a lil better they respond with the usual hi n then thy go on and on.. i wonder how can ppl talk so much online n keep mum when u meet them in real. some people i know prefer talking online than in real  there r ppl who hardly look at me when i meet them the next day or on the very same day (im not sure if it is beacuse i look ugly or scary or they lost their voice i don't noe)

The saddest part of these socializing on the social forums is the slow n painful death of face - to - face socializing. we are ready 2 comment on ppl's pictures and  send them messages on there phone / profiles but v dont hv time 2 meet them in person(n i don't wnt 2  say it again n again that im no different from the others im toking abt) i miss the times when ppl say things right on my face like - "dhanya u have grown fat or u've lost weight or ur a bitch or i like u(i want sum1 2 say that!!) , or how abt a movie this friday ?"n i kinda liked it; who wouldn't like it..  on the face words are any day better than the online proposals but now ppl have all the sugar coated words to comment on the pictures we upload. even the weirdest pictures will be subtitled with comments like :-"nice" beautiful"( yuck !!!)

  i wonder what kind of friendship is blooming these days ????. 

i miss those old times when reality was for real...

nevertheless i will still be online for 4-6 hours on facebook and i will continue adding the people i met just once till date afr all have to go with the follow :D